novelinnhs Chapter 342 Who says Kakashi has bad luck?! It's unbelievable!
Chapter 342 Who says Kakashi has bad luck?! It's unbelievable!
Chapter 342 Who says Kakashi has bad luck?! It's unbelievable!
In a world where Obito is alive, is it possible to randomly resurrect Obito?
"That is indeed a problem," Tobirama Senju pondered for a moment. "However, thinking about it won't help; the key lies in how to make that judgment."
The "it" that Tobirama Senju was referring to was naturally the "divine tree bullet wall".
The others understood and said nothing more.
"There's only one option left."
All eyes turned to Kakashi.
Kakashi, in his fourth World War, smiled knowingly and said, "Then let's just wish for world peace."
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After waiting for a while, the tenth option still didn't appear.
"That's so fake. You probably don't really have a genuine desire for world peace," Tobirama Senju bluntly retorted.
Kakashi sighed, but upon reflection, he realized it was indeed true. Looking back on his life, he'd always drifted along, even to the point that protecting Konoha had become a habit. Important people had died for Konoha, so he felt that if he didn't risk his life to protect it, he wouldn't be able to go to the same place as them after death.
If only Boruto had come 20 years later, it could have continued the story after the Fourth Shinobi World War.
10+ people liked this: [After the Fourth Shinobi World War, everything was in ruins, and Konoha was still rebuilding after Pain's attack. Naruto and Sasuke were still genin. There's plenty of content to tell, but they skipped straight from age 17 to 32.] 10+ people liked this: [Kakashi, the Sixth Hokage, had his story skipped entirely, only appearing once in a movie. Image.JPG] 10+ people liked this: The image shows a close-up of Kakashi's surprised yet defiant face as he stands before a meteorite about to hit Konoha in the last movie.
[Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are all married, leaving only Kakashi and Might Guy to live together in their old age.] 10+ people liked this. [Isn't this fine? It's better than being relegated to a supporting role, right?] 10+ people liked this. [Sequels need younger protagonists, so the original protagonists have to be relegated to supporting roles. Many Jump manga are like this; you get used to it.] 10+ people liked this. [An adopted son, or even an artificial human, would work. Speaking of which, doesn't Kakashi have a son in Boruto?] 10
+People think it's awesome?!
This topic caught Kakashi off guard across all timelines!
In the fourth battle, Kakashi once again received everyone's intense gaze.
The eyes of Rin, Obito, Sakumo Hatake, and Kushina Uzumaki were particularly bright.
Kakashi: "No, I—"
Boruto Timeline —
Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, paused for a moment, then nodded. "It's about time he had a child. It would be more reassuring to have someone take care of that guy."
Boruto: "Grandpa Kakashi has children? How come I had no idea??"
"I've never heard of the Sixth Hokage having any offspring either," Sarada said, looking at the Seventh Hokage, Naruto.
Is this true? The Seventh Generation.
Naruto thought about it carefully and said with certainty, "No, right? If they were, why wouldn't Kakashi-sensei tell us?"
"No?" Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, calculated Kakashi's age. "Given his age, I wouldn't be surprised if he had grandchildren."
Far away in the Land of Hot Springs, a group of people—Kakashi Hatake, Might Guy, and Mirai Sarutobi—are rapidly making their way to the border of Konoha.
Might Guy: "You have a child? That's so unfair!! Kakashi! You didn't even tell my lifelong friend!!"
"?!" Kakashi frowned. "How come I didn't even know I had a son?"
Sarutobi Mirai's pupils dilated in shock, thinking: Have I heard some incredible news?! The always upright Sixth Hokage actually has a child outside?!
A dark shadow appeared in her mind, and no matter how hard she tried, Sarutobi Mirai couldn't picture what the Sixth Hokage liked in terms of appearance and temperament.
Or rather, several images were conjuring up in Sarutobi Mirai's little head: either a high school girl wearing an orange mask or a Yamato Nadeshiko (ideal Japanese woman) wearing a white mask.
In short, due to the influence of the bullet comments, this image is impossible to reconcile with the mask, the rugged, tough-guy physique,
His goofy personality has gotten rid of the relationship.
If I absolutely had to erase this image from my mind, what would replace it would be—an even more rugged and muscular physique, a bowl cut, incredibly thick eyebrows, an undeniably tough-guy face, and a Mr. Kai so hot-blooded that his sweat would soak those around him—
High school girl Kai, Yamato Nadeshiko Kai, Maid Kai, Kai who evokes pity ———
Sarutobi Mirai felt nauseous and almost choked on the filth that came out of her esophagus amidst the swaying shadows of the trees.
"Yare yare————" Boruto's Kakashi, dressed in light blue casual clothes, sighed as he walked ahead.
This is so frustrating! Why are all the people around him so unresponsive? Everyone says he's single and childless—
[After thinking for a while, I suspect you're referring to "Takariya Hoshiki," an anime-original character who's just a chuunibyou (delusional) teenager who dresses that way because he idolizes Kakashi.] 10+ people think "Takariya" is great? Isn't the Takariya clan a clan that possesses the "Shikotsumyaku" bloodline limit?
"That's a family from our Hidden Mist Village, isn't it?"
"Didn't they try to stage a coup back then, and their entire clan was slaughtered?"
"Keep your voice down! That young man named Kimimaro has been resurrected! Be careful, he might come after you!"
Following the gaze of the ninja beside him, Orochimaru, who always wore a seemingly bewildering smile, stood quietly behind him. The exquisitely handsome white-haired, green-eyed boy stood there silently. Even without uttering a sound, his aura and fighting spirit could not be ignored by ordinary ninjas.
Of course, there's no need to worry about strong ninjas like Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju. Their level is already far beyond that of ordinary ninjas. Only Tobirama Senju had contact with Kimimaro because he liked to study various bloodline limits, ninjutsu, and forbidden techniques.
Obito, during the Fourth Shinobi World War, leaned closer to Kakashi and said, "How about you make one last wish? You can wish for a child, so someone can take care of you when you get old."
"Forget it," Kakashi sighed. "I'm not good at taking care of children, and ninjas don't necessarily live to old age."
"What are you saying! Kakashi-sensei!!"
"What are you saying?! You idiot Kakashi!!"
Naruto and Obito spoke in unison, their similar demeanor startling Kakashi. He immediately recalled the comments in the live stream: "Those all-knowing gods said he was using Naruto as a substitute for Obito."
Not wanting to argue with them about this, Kakashi quickly waved his hand, "I was just being casual—"
Option 10:
[We were blessed with two daughters.]
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"Ten options, eight useless, and the only two that might have some meaning were listening to that brat—" Uchiha Madara rarely criticized his juniors, but this time he really couldn't hold back. He asked Kakashi, "How much can you live without that stupid brat?"
Kakashi: "————" Awkwardness over and over again.
The air suddenly went quiet. Following Madara Uchiha's comment, everyone looked at Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake.
This sarcastic remark left even Obito Uchiha speechless, unsure how to engage in a verbal battle with Old Man Deng. How to describe it? It's like the awkwardness of a good buddy suddenly announcing loudly: "So-and-so at the next table likes you!"
"Stop bullying the juniors, Madara." Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage, came to the rescue of the future Sixth Hokage. "And why do you have this kind of fatherly pride, like someone whose own child is so outstanding that other kids are dying for him?"
"Ugh—" Madara Uchiha wrinkled his nose, looking disgusted. "What kind of disgusting analogy is that! Who's that idiot's father? If I had a stupid son like that, I'd probably be furious to death by now!"
Izuna laughed and said, "No matter what, your brother raised him for a while, so you must have some feelings for him, right?"
I just don't want to admit it.
"Izuna————"
"Haha, sorry, sorry, brother."
Ban sighed helplessly.
He urged Kakashi, "Hurry up and choose, or I'll randomly revive three Obitos later, and you'll be in trouble!"
Kakashi and Obito felt awkward for a moment.
But as the options slowly appeared, Kakashi already had an idea about his wish.
However, he felt that for some of the options, he and the Kakashis from other timelines needed to know more details.
So, before making his wish, he asked: "What would happen if someone who already exists were resurrected? If I were to travel to 'Make-Out Paradise,' would I be able to return to my original world? Would gaining permanent access to Obito's Sharingan cause Obito any loss? What exactly does the 'Forced 50/50' passive skill mean? And finally—"
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Kakashi paused, hesitated for two seconds, and considering the unpredictable nature of the Divine Tree's barrage of questions, he still reluctantly asked the last question: "If you have the option of getting two children, where do the children come from?"
"Idiot, what kind of question is that? The child obviously comes from the woman's..."
Obito was only halfway through his sentence when everyone's eyes turned to him, and the conversation suddenly became a little awkward. He blushed and quickly changed his tune: "What kind of question is that?! You idiot Kakashi!"
Kakashi: "It's not unreasonable to ask such a question, is it? Otherwise, who knows if it (the Divine Tree's barrage of attacks) will steal two children from another world, or make me have one?"
This topic was even more awkward than the previous one. Kakashi stopped halfway through his sentence, but the others probably understood what he meant.
"Idiot! Idiot! Couldn't it have been created using Orochimaru's genetic technology?!"
"Are you the idiot? You're the worst of the bunch! You're not it! Can you guarantee it'll do what you say?!"
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Okay, no, it's really not possible.
Everyone looked at the chibi version of the Divine Tree in the barrage of comments. Its chubby roots were propping up its chin as it watched Kakashi and Obito arguing about Sasuke and Naruto—a pointless argument. Seeing that everyone in the ninja world was looking at it, it remembered that it had to answer Kakashi's series of questions.
His expression changed to one of extreme impatience, and rows of comments appeared on the screen—
[First: People who already exist cannot be resurrected, but they will immediately appear next to the person who made the wish in full health.]
[Second: After entering "Make-Out Paradise," you can return to your original world at any time.]
[Third: If Obito Uchiha were still alive after obtaining permanent access to his Sharingan, it would indeed cause him harm.]
[Fourth: The "50/50" skill is defined as having an overall battle record of 50/50, meaning that if you lose this battle, you will definitely win the next one.]
[Fifth: Genetic creation of offspring does not require the wisher to personally experience ten months of pregnancy; however, this can be arranged if there is such a request.]
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The response from the bullet screen was quite straightforward this time.
Kakashi was fairly satisfied with the answers to the first and second questions.
There was no forced abduction of people from other worlds to their world, and they could return at any time after entering the Intimate Paradise world.
Of course, it's not that Kakashi really intends to use his precious wish-granting opportunity for something like this, but in a world where the entire ninja world is trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, it's inevitable that this option will be randomly selected. If he really enters the world of "Icha Icha Paradise" and can't come back, the loss of an important character could very likely cause big trouble in the future.
As for the third question—
With his hands behind his head, Obito Kannabihashi said nonchalantly, "A little loss is no big deal, since we've always been a two-person team anyway."
"Forget it! I don't want to be locked in by your Sharingan for the rest of my life. Who wants to be tied to a loser for life?"
"What?! You idiot Kakashi! I am Obito Uchiha, the one who awakened the Sharingan! How dare you look down on me?!"
"Isn't a loser who has awakened the Sharingan still a loser who has awakened the Sharingan? What's the difference!"
Young Kakashi's sharp tongue infuriated Obito, a boy from the same Kannabi Bridge timeline, to the point that he wanted to pounce on him and bite him!
However, Kakashi has so many ninja dogs, so he probably won't be afraid of him.
Other timelines—
After realizing that gaining access to Obito's Sharingan would harm Obito, Kakashi decided to avoid that option.
The fifth question is also fine; genetic engineering is still a method he can accept.
The most controversial question is indeed the fourth one.
"This 50/50 setup is practically invincible, isn't it?" Tobirama Senju's narrow eyes widened as he looked Kakashi up and down. "Judging from the other options, I thought your luck was really bad, even worse than your older brother's—"
Hashirama Senju revealed a slightly unconvinced expression: (·.•) Hmph!
Ignoring his brother's petty emotions, Tobirama Senju continued, "But your wish for a 50/50 chance is really a bit outrageous."
Naruto still didn't understand, looking left at Sasuke and then at the Second Hokage.
"I don't understand! Kakashi-sensei is so strong, yet this wish requires him to deliberately lose, right? It must be a really bad wish, right?"
"Idiot!" Sasuke warned, "Use your brain! If Kakashi's opponent is Kaguya, he could easily challenge us to a fight and then deliberately lose to us. In that case, whether it's Kaguya or the future Isshiki Otsutsuki, they'd definitely lose to Kakashi in the next battle!"
"!!!" Naruto's eyes widened in shock: "Amazing!!! Does that mean Kakashi-sensei will be invincible from now on?!"
Tobirama Senju nodded. "That's basically true."
However, this move is not without risk. If the enemy's strength is greater than 1, or if the enemy has the ability to control other people or summoned beasts, they may send out teammates or summoned beasts to waste Kakashi's chance to win.
"However, we won't let Kakashi fight alone. As long as we control the rhythm, this will definitely be our greatest weapon against future enemies!"
"In that case, make a wish as soon as possible."
"Um."
Kakashi took a step forward and began to make a wish on the chibi-style divine tree that was already waiting impatiently in the barrage of comments:
I choose the sixth wish, the ninth wish, and ————
The others looked at Kakashi. If nothing unexpected happened, he would probably choose the tenth wish, right?
An opportunity to travel to the world of "Make-Out Paradise," a work he revered as a masterpiece.
The passive setting of a forced 50/50 split was implanted.
And having a son and a daughter —
Kakashi: "In the end, I choose—"
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