novelinnhs Chapter 245 Masked Man: This Konoha is so crazy it scares me!
Chapter 245 Masked Man: This Konoha is so crazy it scares me!
Chapter 245 Masked Man: This Konoha is so crazy it scares me!
"Speaking of which, it seems like the Sixth Hokage's appearance hasn't changed much since he turned 20?"
"Captain Yamato is more ordinary, though; you can see the marks of time."
As they were talking, a male ghost face stared intently at the subordinate who had spoken.
"Captain Yamato!"
"I'm so sorry for being ordinary—I'm so sorry for getting old."
At the same time, Kakashi Hatake, who was on vacation in the Land of Hot Water, looked helplessly at the comments that were making fun of him.
"Yare yare~"
As an attendant, Sarutobi Mirai mentioned, "I think there were comments in the live chat calling the Sixth Hokage an ageless goddess before."
Might Guy began to seriously consider whether Kakashi was male or female.
"You two, please spare me—."
The Sixth Hokage, Kakashi, leaned against the counter in a seductive pose, holding an iced milk. Although he was still wearing a mask, he attracted a lot of attention.
Wave Country 1.0 Timeline
In fact, this is always the most terrifying timeline.
It's like the entire Hidden Leaf Village has been infected with "Uchiha-style friendship ideology," as if they've contracted a disease.
Kakashi saw these comments on his way out to find Obito Uchiha.
Coincidentally, the masked Uchiha man was also nearby.
The Land of Waves 1.0 Timeline 1 (All the Uchiha who were killed on the night of the massacre are resurrected, and all the villagers of Konoha are implanted with Uchiha-style friendship)
Seeing the comments, Kakashi actually started thinking about the possibility of going back to learn Naruto's Sexy Jutsu and then becoming a woman to seduce Obito.
Although he didn't need to specifically learn the transformation technique.
However, Kakashi needs to study "Make-Out Paradise" a few more times to figure out how to conjure up a beautiful woman who can seduce that person.
"Obito prefers brown hair, big eyes, and preferably purple face paint? Most importantly, she should be a woman with a gentle and generous personality—"
Obito Uchiha: "—"
What a coincidence! He happened to see Kakashi while he was wandering around the entire ninja world.
Obito Uchiha didn't know what was happening in Konoha, he only knew that Konoha had been acting very strangely lately, with the entire village, from the Hokage down to the villagers, acting strangely and bizarrely!
He intended to go to Konoha to gather intelligence, but unexpectedly ran into Kakashi in a town he passed through.
Obito sneaked into the Kamui dimension to see what Kakashi was up to.
A moment later, he realized that Kakashi was going to transform into a woman and seduce him.
What the hell?!
That stupid Kakashi! Has he finally been driven mad by this ninja world?!
Putting aside other factors, Danzo killed Sasuke not just because he was an Uchiha, but because Orochimaru had chosen Sasuke as a vessel.
Although Orochimaru had previously colluded with Danzo, Danzo believed that Orochimaru should not be allowed to live after he attacked Konoha. Therefore, Danzo wanted to kill Sasuke to deprive Orochimaru of his vessel for the next Reanimation Jutsu.
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Yamato's original words to Naruto and Sakura: Danzo's goal was to destroy the new body Orochimaru wanted to use—Sasuke! He didn't betray Konoha; he did it for Konoha's sake. That's exactly what a radical would do. [10+ people liked this.] [The fact that he killed the Fourth Hokage can't be excused! The Uchiha clan massacre can't be excused!] [10+ people liked this.] [If the Uchiha had gone to support the Fourth Hokage, the outcome might not have been that the Fourth Hokage died.]
This incident also became the root cause of Madara Uchiha's massacre. [10+ people liked this] [By the way, I have a question: If Obito Uchiha could single-handedly destroy the Uchiha police force, and the Uchiha clan had supported the Fourth Hokage during the Nine-Tails' attack, could they really guarantee his survival?] [10+ people liked this] Obito Uchiha single-handedly destroyed the Uchiha police force?!
In the timeline of Tobirama's death, Ikko writes down the name Obito, guessing that he might be a genius Uchiha who has gone astray.
The comments in the previous video said he was being used.
Mitokado Homura: "The Second Hokage is right, the Uchiha's ideological education still needs to be strengthened."
".—" Uchiha Kagami.
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, the young ninjas who witnessed the massacre of the Uchiha clan expressed strong dissatisfaction!
They just didn't know anything about the "Masked Man"! Damn it! The comments make them sound like useless decorations!!
Inside the Kamui dimension, Obito Uchiha, who had secretly survived, thought: "Hmph! If I'm weak, I'll just practice more!"
Tobirama's Death Timeline 1 [Interrupted Again, Counting Danzo's Seven Deadly Sins!]
First, he caused the death of the Second Hokage (it is currently unknown whether he colluded with Kinkaku and Ginkaku).
Second, Orochimaru captured war orphans and conducted human experiments on them. Third, when Orochimaru defected, he handed over the list of Konoha Hokage's direct ANBU to Orochimaru.
Fourth, assassinate the Third Hokage.
Fifth, prevent Konoha and Iwagakure from ceasing hostilities.
Sixth, he sowed discord between Amegakure and Akatsuki, indirectly causing Yahiko's death and paving the way for Pain's later rise to power.
Seventh, he colluded with the masked man (Obito Uchiha) and helped him stop the Uchiha from supporting the Fourth Hokage during the Nine-Tails' attack, indirectly causing the Fourth Hokage's death and Naruto becoming an orphan.
Eighth, he killed Uchiha Shisui to prevent Shisui from using Kotoamatsukami to resolve the Uchiha coup. Afterwards, he used his younger brother Uchiha Sasuke as leverage, morally blackmailing the Uchiha into wiping out the Uchiha clan under the guise of peace in the ninja world.
Ninth, during the Chunin Exams, Orochimaru's plan to destroy Konoha was being watched by him and the other elders!
Tenth, Pain attacked Konoha and killed the messenger toad, causing Naruto to be unable to return in time. Konoha was destroyed by Pain, with countless deaths and injuries. The Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, fell into a long coma while protecting the Konoha ninja!
Eleventh, while Tsunade was in a coma, he found the Daimyo and asked him to appoint him as the Sixth Hokage. He then used Uchiha Shisui's Kotoamatsukami to control Mifune, a samurai from the Land of Iron, in an attempt to seize the position of Captain-Commander of the Allied Shinobi Forces in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Eleven Deadly Sins! Feel free to add more!! 】10+ people think this is great. Upon seeing these eleven bloody pieces of evidence, young Shimura Danzo almost fell off the tree because his legs went weak!
In reality, he didn't dare to read any further after seeing the first one!
Instead, he desperately tried to explain to his companions that he had not colluded with the Golden Horn and Silver Horn!
"Calm down, Danzo!"
"Senju Tobirama shouted angrily."
"At least we don't doubt you about this."
Yes, at least this.
But as for the other events, those things that hadn't happened yet, and the years that followed, they couldn't say what kind of person Danzo would become. Hiruzen Sarutobi proactively took responsibility, saying, "It's also mentioned here; it's mainly my fault!"
"If I hadn't handed over all the things I didn't want to do to Danzo, Danzo wouldn't have done them."
"Furthermore, as the Hokage, I don't know if my future self will know about the things Danzo did."
"If you know, then you are guilty of the same crime as Danzo; if you don't know, then you have failed in your duty as Hokage."
Jing, Qufeng, Xiaochun, and Yan remained silent.
This matter has reached a point where they don't know how to bring it up anymore; almost everything they've done has repeatedly pushed the boundaries of what the second-generation master can do.
Tobirama Senju remained silent.
He didn't have time to listen to what his subordinates thought; he needed to deduce the major problems that might arise if Konoha saw these comments.
And the strategies for addressing these problems.
"It seems I cannot step down from the position of Hokage for the time being," said Tobirama Senju.
With such a huge change, the entire ninja world is probably about to change drastically, and Hiruzen and his group simply can't handle it.
Orochimaru's attack on Konoha was likely in cahoots with Danzo.
He deliberately let the Third Hokage die so he could inherit the Hokage position, but unexpectedly, Naruto and Jiraiya brought Tsunade back to be Hokage, and didn't give the position to the old man, Dengbi.
10+ people liked this: 【As expected of Danzo, even Black Zetsu might not be able to list eleven deadly sins!】 10+ people liked this: 【Actually, I think every ninja village probably has a character like Danzo, and even every clan has a few people who think they're right, but in reality, their vision, talent, and character don't match their position.】 10+ people liked this: 【Incompetence doesn't match position.】 10+ people liked this: 【What virtue do ninjas need! But Danzo is definitely lacking in virtue.】 10+ people liked this: 【In Naruto, Naruto and Sasuke are the main characters; there's too little description of the others. This results in a lack of character development for other characters, leading to different conclusions when understanding many issues from different perspectives.】 】10+ people think this is great. 【For example, the Third Hokage's achievements are almost never described. We only see that the Fourth Hokage died but he didn't. We only see him swallowing his anger and watching Neji's father die. We only see that great heroes like Konoha's White Fang died because of public opinion. We only see that Naruto's parents died for the village, but suffered severe bullying and ate expired food.】
However, I believe that if he, Danzo, and other high-ranking officials really did nothing, then Konoha would have rebelled against them long ago.
When the Third Hokage died in battle, the entire village wore mourning clothes to see him off. During the Fourth Shinobi World War, when the reanimated Third Hokage saved Naruto, he said, "Sorry I'm late." When Naruto smiled and said, "Grandpa—," a strange sadness welled up inside. [10+ people liked this.] [Is it possible that the Konoha ninja didn't know what the Third Hokage and Danzo had done, and therefore only mourned their deaths?]
Over 10 people found this very helpful: [If the Third Hokage and Danzo were good people, how do you explain the Sannin not returning to the village after the Second Shinobi World War? How do you explain Sakumo Hatake being forced to commit suicide? How do you explain why others didn't know Naruto was the Fourth Hokage's son, but knew he was the Nine-Tails' Jinchuriki?]
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline is a classic example of "where there's a policy, there's a countermeasure." Originally, Tsunade wanted to return to the village, so she simply passed on the responsibilities of the Fifth Hokage to the Sixth Hokage, Kakashi.
But Kakashi also has his tricks up his sleeve.
He simply refused to leave the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War! He claimed that he was an important figure and that it was safer for him to stay there.
Seeing Kakashi's mountain of gifts, Tsunade was furious but helpless. Fortunately, she immediately thought of Minato Namikaze, who was even younger than Kakashi.
Such a great fourth generation, when else would we wait?!
So the Fifth Hokage handed the mess over to the Fourth Hokage, while she and Jiraiya continued to pursue their shared dream.
Tsunade's dream: to travel to every corner of the ninja world.
Jiraiya's dream: to accompany Tsunade to every corner of the world.
When they saw this comment in the sky, the two of them had just gotten up. Anyway, don't ask why they only got up at this time to see the comment. Tsunade rested her beautiful arm on the window and was speechless at those gods who knew everything.
"Isn't it because I have hemophobia that I'm not going back to Konoha? What would a ninja who can't even stand the sight of blood do if he went back?"
"Am I supposed to become a teacher and instruct little brats?" Tsunade chuckled self-deprecatingly. "My personality isn't really suited to be a teacher at a ninja academy, is it?"
Besides, she's one of the Legendary Sannin! She became a teacher at the Ninja Academy because she couldn't bear to see blood! How could her pride possibly accept something like that!
Jiraiya: "Isn't my mission to find the child of prophecy spoken of by the Great Toad Sage?"
"It has something to do with the Second Shinobi World War. Having seen so much life and death, war is just a matter of different perspectives. So rather than being a ninja, I would rather find a way to peace as soon as possible."
Jiraiya's gaze softened as he thought of the disciples who had already returned to Amegakure.
"Besides, although I don't live in Konoha, I often go back to report the information I've gathered in the ninja world to the old man. These people really make wild guesses, hahaha, they even said that I left because I hated Konoha and the Hokage."
Tsunade laughed and said, "Yeah, you said before that if I wanted to harm Konoha, you would kill me too, right, Jiraiya?"
Tsunade turned around and smiled, completely captivating Jiraiya.
"No way, I was just saying. I believe you wouldn't really do anything to harm Konoha. After all, you're the granddaughter of the First Hokage!"
"Of course! Hmph~"
"Speaking of Orochimaru, that guy stayed in the village after the Second Shinobi World War, right? He's the only one of the three of us who stayed in Konoha."
"If we had paid more attention to him back then, he might not have turned out the way he did."
"The death of Nawaki and the death of Dan had an equally huge impact on him," Tsunade said. "Orochimaru was essentially kind-hearted when he was young, but also a bit foolish, and was often taken advantage of by you."
"Ah! You know that! Hahahaha!"
"Of course! Duh!"
* ...
After a moment of silence, Tsunade suddenly said, "That day—"
She paused for a moment, and Jiraiya knew he was referring to the day when everyone's regrets were eliminated by Obito Uchiha's wish.
"Napaki's destination is Orochimaru."
"Although that guy didn't cry, I always felt like he did."
"You mean Orochimaru?!" Jiraiya shuddered. "That's a really weird idea. That guy's a snake, how could he cry?"
"I already said it's just a feeling!! Idiot!!"
"Okay, okay, you're right." Jiraiya scratched his face. "Um, I mean, let's ignore those comments, should we..."
(In this timeline, because Tsunade had already met Dan Kato during the Fourth Shinobi World War, this regret was resolved in advance, hence Dan Kato unfortunately could not be resurrected.)
On the other hand, while Kakashi and his Kakashi Team remained on the battlefield, Sakumo Hatake and his wife returned to Konoha first.
Because Kakashi can no longer remember what his mother looks like, he doesn't feel a strong sense of regret about her not being by his side.
Therefore, initially only Sakumo Hatake was resurrected.
However, after meeting and talking with his son, Hatake Sakumo repeatedly expressed his long-cherished wish to see his deceased wife.
In the end, with no other option, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, Obito Uchiha, resurrected his wife, a hero in his heart, the White Fang of Konoha.
I want to win their favor so I can get their autograph or something later.
Sakumo Hatake: What have I done to deserve your autograph as the villain who started the Fourth Shinobi World War?
Obito Uchiha: That's an exaggeration, that's an exaggeration. I'm just a small fry. The main culprit is Madara Uchiha.
Uchiha Madara:
In short, Sakumo Hatake and his wife in Konoha also saw the barrage of comments in the sky.
"No matter what, I'm not the kind of man who can't stand a few unpleasant words."
Sakumo said to his wife.
"In reality, the main problem was that the mission did cause huge losses to the village."
"When I decided to save my comrades, I was already prepared for this." If the mission failed, I would atone with my death.
"That's so typical of you."
Sakumo Hatake's wife, Kakashi's mother, a typical ice beauty.
Kakashi's appearance is mostly like his mother's. When he takes off his mask, he often causes unnecessary trouble. Moreover, his face is easily remembered by enemies, so he is used to wearing a mask all year round.
Sakumo Hatake's eyes softened with guilt. "I underestimated the impact this would have on Kakashi." The Fourth Hokage was right; no matter what, a father can never completely replace a mother.
[Jinchūriki are treated badly everywhere. Gaara is the Kazekage's son, and the Kazekage is still alive, yet the passive-aggressive treatment is still deadly. His father even tried to assassinate him several times.] 100,000+ people liked this. [If the Fourth Kazekage's wife were to be resurrected, she'd probably beat him to a pulp.] 100,000+ people liked this. Uchiha Clan Massacre Timeline 1: Fourth Kazekage Rasa: "—"
Why bring up our Sunagakure village again? Why not expose Konoha's scandals instead!