novelinnhs Chapter 10: I got called, but my lines were gone.
Chapter 10: I got called, but my lines were gone.
As the opening ceremony ended.
The guests started chatting enthusiastically.
Since Da Zhangwei, numerous topics have emerged.
Everyone tried their best to catch up on each other's burdens and prevent the atmosphere from becoming awkward.
I just wanted to add some interesting details.
Ultimately, it depends on the topic itself.
Good topics can lead to good jokes, while unpopular topics make it difficult for the audience to understand what's funny about them.
This is also the biggest challenge for variety shows like "Mercury".
After all, even the scriptwriters can't guarantee that they can write high-quality "topics" for every episode.
It depends more on the guests' performance on the spot.
Shen Jian sat in the audience.
This position was initially basically the job of the atmosphere-building team.
Clap when it's time to clap, and laugh along when it's time to burst into laughter.
However, he still kept Lin Youyou's words in mind.
My most perfect angle is a tilted profile.
So whenever he senses a camera sweeping past him, he freezes his expression and faces it from the most handsome angle.
Off-site,
Lin Youyou nodded in satisfaction.
"I finally remembered it. Although he sometimes talks nonsense, he's still quite smart."
Zhang Shan: "Huh? Are you sure?"
Li Si: "Xiao You, you wouldn't actually treat someone like your son just because they call you 'Mom,' would you? You can't just pick up illiterate kids from outside."
Lin Youyou was speechless: "Alright, you guys, stop joking around, it's almost his turn."
at this time,
During the intermission recording, after the discussion on the "discovery" between Da Zhangwei, Liu Wei, and Shen Mengchen,...
The host, Wang Han, called out Xue Zhiqian's name.
"Now, let's have Agent Xue Zhiqian talk about his discovery."
The words fell.
Excited shouts and applause erupted from the audience.
"Wow, Lao Xue! Lao Xue! Lao Xue!"
"Xue Zhiqian, I love you!"
"It's finally his turn."
"Aaaaaah!!"
The people around were almost going crazy.
Shen Jian was not surprised by Xue Zhiqian's popularity.
He also knew that the other person's musical works had more fans than his comedies.
As an artist, you can be a comedian or a national heartthrob with impeccable character.
But no matter what kind of persona you have, you need to have works as a foundation to build your base.
Otherwise, it will be difficult to last.
A well-crafted persona can indeed make someone famous.
But it can collapse very quickly.
Only your works can remain in people's hearts forever.
Just like that top celebrity from a few years ago, even though he's been working on a sewing machine for several years now.
But that big bowl of wide noodles still makes people crave it sometimes.
More importantly, it is said that the resources he left behind back then have not yet been fully distributed among people in the entertainment industry.
Several top luxury brand endorsements have been vacant since his appointment.
Shen Jian was not overestimating his abilities.
But maybe we can give it a try once he's built up his persona.
"I discovered!"
At this moment, Xue Zhiqian stood up and spoke his mind.
"I've discovered that 800 people—this number, in ancient China, could unleash astonishing fighting power!"
After the topic was finished, the audience members all showed puzzled expressions.
I don't quite understand the meaning of 800 people.
Wang Han pondered for a moment: "Hmm, you know what, if 800 is a number of people... I have one, it's called 'Eight Hundred Standard-Bearers Marching Up the North Slope'!"
"Well…"
"Hahaha."
Xue Zhiqian leaned in close and exclaimed, "As expected of Brother Han, you really love reading!"
Wang Han: "..."
Xue Zhiqian: "However, the number 800 does have a historical significance. Eight hundred men can boost combat power. For example, Zhang Liao in the Three Kingdoms period, given eight hundred men, was a force to be reckoned with at Xiaoyao Ford!"
"Oh, I know! I get it!"
Liu Wei raised his hand and stood up.
Wang Han: "Oh? Sure, sure. What if I gave you eight hundred people?"
Liu Wei: "Eight hundred it is! I, Huo Qubing, will seal the wolf's lair!"
"Wow, this is getting interesting."
After the two finished speaking...
Those around him looked on as if they had suddenly realized something after thinking about it.
Wang Han nodded in agreement: "Yes, they are indeed all related to history."
"That works? I'll have one too!"
Da Zhangwei followed closely behind: "Eight hundred it is! I, Zhu Di, will uphold Heaven and quell the rebellion!"
"Haha, that works too!"
"Sure, if you don't know any history, you won't be able to connect the dots at all."
"So I have one too," Yang Di suddenly stood up. "Eight hundred it is! I, Li Shimin, will seize the throne at Xuanwu Gate!"
"!!!"
Wow, oh oh oh.
Everyone laughed and applauded.
The atmosphere was perfectly created by the celebrity guests.
However, after their smooth transition...
It was only after a while that someone realized it.
It seems that the line Yang Di said should have been his own.
However, given how engrossed they were, they probably didn't notice this trivial detail.
Off-site,
Lin Youyou and the others had already changed their expressions.
She looked at Shen Jian anxiously, her heart filled with worry.
Although she had told Shen Jian before that anything could happen while filming a show, and that he should read more books to learn about related historical topics.
No matter how much I planned, I never expected that someone else would say the lines first.
It would be fine if everyone realized the problem.
At worst, we can just skip Shen Jian later.
But if you don't notice and the question is asked precisely, you'll be stuck in an awkward silence, unable to answer.
That would be the end of us.
"Quickly check online with your phone to see if there's anything about this, then send it to him via WeChat!"
It seems that this is the only option for now.
And at this moment,
After seeing that none of the guests stepped forward.
Xue Zhiqian had already turned her head to look at the audience seats and guided the camera to follow her:
"Don't just let us talk, listen to the audience too. Hey, you, bro, you're pretty handsome, what do you say? Eight hundred people, how about you?"
He pointed behind him.
The camera lens and everyone's gaze followed it.
Ultimately, it all came down to Shen Jian!
at this time,
Lin Youyou and the others outside were on tenterhooks.
There wasn't enough time to send it to Shen Jian.
Moreover, even the simplest ones have already been mentioned by others.
"What should we do?"
Lin Youyou was stunned and speechless.
It seems we can only hope for a miracle.
The problem is, Shen Jian is illiterate!
Let alone him, even if Lin Youyou herself were on stage, she wouldn't be able to come up with a clever answer in such a short time.
Not to mention generating buzz and attention with just one sentence.
She no longer asks for so much.
at this time,
Shen Jian stood up and took the microphone that was passed to him.
Everyone was looking at him.
Zhao Duoyang, who was standing to the side, had been gloating and waiting to see the joke.
He was one of the few in the audience who had read the script, because he knew there were lines.
However, as he himself has already said, it didn't make much of a splash.
I was initially a little disappointed, but now it seems that Shen Jian is in a worse situation than I am.
If someone tells you your lines, you won't know how to respond later, which will be even more awkward.
Available in the next second.
Shen Jian's voice came out with an extremely comical sense of shyness:
"Eight hundred?"
Xue Zhiqian nodded: "Ah, eight hundred."
Shen Jian took a deep breath, as if making a decision, and looked at the camera with a hint of adolescent shyness and bashfulness:
"Eight hundred it is, I...I want the young one."
Zhao Duoyang: "!!!"
Lin Youyou: "???"
The entire room fell silent for two seconds.
Then he burst into laughter!
"Pfft~".
"Oh my god!"
"Hahaha!"
Xue Zhiqian burst into laughter, her face contorted with mirth, and pointed at Shen Jian: "Damn it, what are you doing? Are you crazy?! Hahaha!"
[One more hilarious joke]
[Illiterate +1]