Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Chapter 218 Why add the word "dream"?

The fat man suddenly turned his head and stared at her. His gaze was very bold and aggressive, which made Lou Xiaoe at a loss: "You, what do you want to do? I'm warning you, don't mess around!"

"Tell me, have you ever cuckolded me?"

Lou Xiao'e was dumbfounded for a moment, then picked up her bag and hit it. Good guy, there are bricks in the bag, right? Don’t talk about martial ethics!

After beating enough, Lou Xiaoe took out a big brother from it. No wonder it felt like a brick just now...

Seeing the fat man's malicious eyes, Lou Xiao'e placed her eldest brother heavily on the table: "Have I seen you?"

"Oh, it's a crappy phone. It's as thick as a brick. The signal isn't very good. You have to scream at the top of your lungs to make a phone call. I don't want it for free."

Lou Xiao'e was so angry again: "You..."

After the gag was over, the fat man asked again: "Did you cuckold me?"

Lou Xiao'e was so embarrassed that she quickly covered Chen Xiao's ear, oh, now it was Chen Mengxiao's ear: "Fat man, you fart!"

The fat man was happy. He was just as angry as before. It was just a verb. It was over. He still had such a lack of vocabulary for swearing.

The fat man got the answer he wanted and happily pulled Chen Mengxiao to sit down; but Lou Xiao'e still stood there angrily: "Why do you need to add the word "meng"?"

The fat man was teasing Chen Mengxiao, and seeing how shy he was, he wanted to tease him even more;

Leng Buding was questioned by Lou Xiao'e and didn't think much about it: "My daughter's name is Chen Mengqi, so he must be called Chen Mengxiao."

Lou Xiao'e murmured to herself: "No wonder it's called Qili Ge. You have a daughter and a wife, but you don't even have me in your heart..."

The fat man imitated her and covered Chen Mengxiao's ears: "Ahem, don't say these words in front of children."

Lou Xiao'e almost hit him on the head again: "Why are you still the same as before..."

At this point, I couldn't go on.

One thing is for sure, the fat man is by no means an honest person. A full belly of colorful intestines!

But, it was Fatty who helped her when she was most desperate and embarrassed; he helped her rescue her parents, and helped her save the Lou family...

It can be said that without Fatty, Lou Xiaoe would not be where she is today.

And, the most important thing is that it was your girlfriend who brought it up first that time... Ahem, it was Lou Xiao'e who took the initiative.

Lou Xiao'e suddenly said to the fat man: "I want to drink, let the waiter serve the wine."

But who knew that the fat man would give him a lecture: "You have no eyesight! The child is here, how can you drink? We parents must set an example for our children and drink stocking milk tea!"

Lou Xiao'e was stunned. You are a restaurant in the capital and you have stocking milk tea?

So when Liu Jia came in with three cups of Hong Kong-style stocking milk tea, not to mention Chen Mengxiao, even Lou Xiao'e had an expression on her face as if she had seen a ghost.

The fat man said in a very annoyed tone: "Don't think that Xiangjiang is very high-end. What are the things in a tea restaurant? I can also make pineapple buns. Do you want to eat them?"

"..."

Lou Xiao'e stared at the fat man blankly, just looking at him.

This guy still deserves a beating as before. But Lou Xiao'e knew in her heart that this was not his true face.

In the past, it was because the two were both teachers and friends, but now of course it is... Thinking of this, Lou Xiao'e suddenly couldn't help but laugh again;

The fat man was teasing Chen Mengxiao when he suddenly heard laughter and trembled in fright: "It's too permeable, don't scare the child."

Lou Xiao'e picked up her eldest brother and threatened to hit him: "He is already 16 years old, how can he be so timid!"

The fat man asked her: "Have you thought of anything happy?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at him directly: "Recite a few more slang words for me."

Whisper, whimper!

The fat man again remembered what he had said to Lou Xiaoe before: "Your parents are in my hands, you can't run away, and I will catch you even if you run away." It turned out that Lou Xiaoe remembered his previous nonsense...

The fat man looked at the child in embarrassment and said, "This, this is not good. Stop teaching the children bad things."

Miss Lou Xiao'e lost her temper again: "I don't care! I want it!"

The fat man couldn't resist her, so he had to say to Chen Mengxiao: "I'm going to say a few words to your mother. It's a kind of intrigue between adults. You are not suitable to listen to it."

Chen Mengxiao actually winked at him, and then covered her ears obediently.

Lou Xiao'e was very hurt again...

The fat man cleared his throat: "Listen carefully, if I hear the news in the morning, I will die in the evening. This means that if I find out where your home is in the morning, I will go to your home and beat you to death in the evening!"

"puff……"

Lou Xiao'e couldn't stop laughing. Well, she was still the same as before, with a low point of laughter.

After laughing enough, Lou Xiao'e shouted again: "Chen Xiao..."

"It's Chen Mengxiao!"

"Fat man, you are bullying! I raised him by myself. I have been calling him Chen Xiao for 16 years. Why do you think you have to change your name?"

The fat man scratched his forehead guiltily, as if he had a thousand things he wanted to say to Lou Xiao'e, but he was still embarrassed in front of the child.

Lou Xiao'e looked at the fat man with a joking face: "I'll let Chen, okay, Chen Mengxiao go check out later, and let him call Yu Li mom directly!"

The fat man trembled in fright: "No, so cruel? By the way, how did you two get in?"

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes: "Do you feel guilty now? We specially chose a time to come in when there are many people. Your Yu Li is busy counting money with her head down, so she doesn't have time to look up at people."

The fat man looked at Chen Mengxiao, rubbed his nose and said to him: "My child, a lot of things happened back then, so you still have a sister..."

Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Lou Xiao'e: "No, wait a moment! Why is she my sister? When I left, Yu Li wasn't pregnant yet!"

Well, what Lou Xiao'e said was right. It was half a year after she left that year that Yu Li became pregnant with Chen Mengqi.

But you can’t really count it!

The fat man explained to Lou Xiaoe angrily: "The eldest lady of my family has been spoiled by me. She is the head child in our courtyard. If she knew that she had a younger brother, she would be ecstatic; but if she suddenly became a younger sister , then when the time comes..."

Lou Xiao'e angrily reached out and pinched her: "Is there any more Wangfa? I regret it, I won't let my son recognize you!"

At this time, Chen Mengxiao suddenly spoke: "Mommy, it's actually good to have a sister."

The child suddenly spoke, and he also spoke Mandarin!

Although Lou’s family taught him to speak Mandarin since he was a child and told him that our family’s roots are in Peking, the general environment is like that, just like many banana people born abroad cannot speak Chinese.

Chen Mengxiao can speak Mandarin, but he has not dared to speak since he got off the plane.

Even when Lou Xiao'e asked him what he wanted to eat or drink just now when he was ordering food, he just nodded or shook his head, and spoke Cantonese when asked in a hurry, for fear of being laughed at by others for his accent.